Saturday, 15 June 2013

Animals

I once had a friend who liked feeding animals with unusual food - she once gave a horse chestnuts.

Surely everyone knows that you can't give a pig iron

My mate takes his dog for a walk every day in the local park. There is a big sign warning about a big fine for those who let their dogs foul the paths and grass. One day his dog did a massive poo on the path and was captured on the cctv. A fine soon followed in the post. Ah well, said my mate, "shit happens".






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