I have a mate who runs a small business joining pieces of string together, trouble is - its knot doing very well.
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Business man receives an invitation from a supplier to attend an event. Thinking there might be some freebies or available women, he attends. When he arrives at the venue it was just a room full of large pieces of poo dancing to the music. He left immediately.
Next morning the supplier rang him up and asked for an order. The business man replied, "sorry. I don't deal with turd parties".
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Chap goes into a car park and gets out of his car to buy a ticket. he walks to the ticket machine but instead of the parking charges displayed next to it he sees a piece of paper containing the story of Cinderella. He shrugs his shoulders and walks over to the next machine, this time the paper was displaying the kids fairy tale of Rumpelstiltskin. He walks to the third and final ticket machine, this time to see the story of Beuty and the Beast, but no parking price list.
He turns around to see the parking attendant walking towards him, "hey", he says "whats going on here, I cant find a price list, just kids fairytales". "Well", said the parking attendant, "that's not surprising, it is a multi-story carpark".
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I visited a firends house yesterday for the first time in ages. I noticed a long, dark line right the way across one wall. I asked what it was, he replied, Oh, that's just a shadow of my former shelf.
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I got chatting to a bloke in the pub and, after a while, asked him what he did for a living.
"I'm a salesman", he said. Great, said I, what do you sell?
"Mainly custard, jelly and cream" he replied
"Well, I can see you're not a man to be trifled with", I said.
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